The Palm Is A Joint For Sadists

What About The Poor Salesman Who Is Calling Into The Office From The Corner Saloon Instead Of The Home Sickbed He Claims He Is In?

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.

If I Owned Any Of These Hot New Issues That Have Doubled, Tripled, Quintupled Or Umptupled Within Days And In Some Cases Hours After They Were Issued, I Most Certainly Would Grab My Fabulous Windfall, Thank My Lucky Stars And Invest The Money. It's Utter Nonsense To Think Any Newly Issued Stock Is Really Worth Two, Ten Or 20 Times The [offering] Price.... A Management So Stupid As To Sell Shares [cheap], And An Underwriter So Obtuse As Not To Discern The Real Value, Together Would Provide Reason Enough For A Sensible Man To Get Rid Of His Shares.

The Last Thing You Do The Best Is What You Have The Most Joy Doing.

Accepting Blame When It's Not Really Due Sometimes Makes The Point Better.