The Palm Is A Joint For Sadists

To Switch Lads And Lassies From Quickie Ceremonies Back To The Catered Works In To-be-worm-only-once White Dresses, The [wedding] Garment Producers Have Turned To Sociology. Through Statistics As Carefully Laid Out As A Bridal Train, They Are Establishing A Correlation Showing A Higher Divorce Rate For The Informally Gowned.... They May Just Have Something There.... If A Bride Has Sunk A Bunk Of Savings Into A Dress She Can't Use Again In A Second Wedding, She Might Think Twice About Having A Second.

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

If You've Had A Good Time Playing The Game, You're A Winner Even If You Lose.

What Advertising Dum-dum Signed Up Ilie Nastase To Sell A Resort?! Who'd Want To Go Where He's At?

Where You're From Only Matters In Relation To Where You Are.