The Optimum Committee Has No Members.

Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.

Simple Systems Are Not Feasible Because They Require Infinite Testing.

Most Projects Start Out Slowly - And Then Sort Of Taper Off.

All Too Many Consultants, When Asked, 'what Is 2 And 2?' Respond, 'what Do You Have In Mind?'

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.