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Law Number Xxxix: Never Promise To Complete Any Project Within Six Months Of The End Of The Year, In Either Direction.

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Law Number Xxix: Executives Who Do Not Produce Successful Results Hold On To Their Jobs Only About Five Years. Those Who Produce Effective Results Hang On About Half A Decade.