I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit

I Just Wanted My Daughter To Grow Up, Get Married, Have Children And Get Divorced Like Everyone Else.

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.

Sometimes You Have To Show A Little Skin. This Reminds Boys Of Being Naked, And Then They Think Of Sex.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because I Thought That If I Couldn't Be Good [at Something], I'd Be Famous. I Was Never Really Good. I Was Just Something Different And I Got To Be Famous For Being Different.