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No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning A Dog. As Long As He Has A Dog, He Has A Friend; And The Poorer He Gets, The Better Friend He Has.

Common Sense Ain't Common.

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With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.