The Only Reason They're Out There Is

A Kiss That Is Never Tasted, Is Forever And Ever Wasted.

They Think They Can Make Fuel From Horse Manure - Now, I Don't Know If Your Car Will Be Able To Get 30 Miles To The Gallon, But It's Sure Gonna Put A Stop To Siphoning.

I Never Hurt Nobody But Myself And That's Nobody's Business But My Own.

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

I've Been Told That Nobody Sings The Word 'hunger' Like I Do.