The Only Reason I'm In Hollywood Is

It's A Long Climb Up Fools' Hill.

If There's Anything Unsettling To The Stomach, It's Watching Actors On Television Talk About Their Personal Lives.

We Make Up Any Excuse To Preserve Myths About People We Love, But The Reverse Is Also True; If We Dislike An Individual We Adamantly Resist Changing Our Opinion, Even When Somebody Offers Proof Of His Decency, Because It's Vital To Have Myths About Both The Gods And Devils In Our Lives.

I Had To Read Wuthering Heights For English And I Never Enjoyed A Book In All My Life As Much As That One.

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.