The Only People Who Never Fail Are

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

I Think It Is Every Woman's Duty To Make Herself As Attractive As Her Time And Means Permit. After All, There You Are, In Your Person- A Living Symbol Of The Progress Of Art, Science And Imagination. To Be As Attractive As We Can Be Is Almost A Civic Duty; There Are So Many Sad And Ugly Things In The World That I Think Women Should Say To Themselves Humbly, Not With Vanity, 'i Will Try To Be As Pretty As I Can, So That When People Look At Me, They Will Feel Refreshed. I Will Make An Effort To Be Easy On The Eye.'

George Moore Unexpectedly Pinched My Behind. I Felt Rather Honored That My Behind Should Have Drawn The Attention Of The Great Master Of English Prose.

Like Building A House, Travel Always Costs More Than You Estimate.

Keeping Your Coat On Indoors In Russia, No Matter How Public The Place, Is Far Worse Than Keeping Your Hat On As The Flag Goes By. It Is Worse Than Going Into A Catholic Church In Spain With Your Upper Arms Bare. It Is Worse Than Telling A Mother Her Baby Bores You.