The Only Love That Lasts Is Unrequited

Change Is Almost Always Negative. Things Degenerate.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.

I Don't Want To Move To A City Where The Only Cultural Advantage Is Being Able To Make A Right Turn On A Red Light.

Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.