The Only Good Thing About Fame That

I Think That The Online World Has Actually Brought Books Back. People Are Reading Because They're Reading The Damn Screen. That's More Reading Than People Used To Do.

I Smell Varmint Poontang. And The Only Good Varmint Poontang Is Dead Varmint Poontang, I Think.

Its Christmas Eve! Its The One Night Of The Year When We All Act A Little Nicer, We Smile A Little Easier, We Cheer A Little More. For A Couple Of Hours Out Of The Whole Year, We Are The People That We Always Hoped We Would Be.

The Only Good Thing About Fame That I've Gotten Is I've Gotten Out Of A Couple Of Speeding Tickets. I've Gotten Into A Restaurant When I Didn't Have A Suit And Tie On. That's Really About It.

My Favorite Thing About New York Is The People, Because I Think They’re Misunderstood. I Don’t Think People Realize How Kind New York People Are.