The Only Certain Things In Life Are

If You Have A Bald Head Don't Walk Out In The Sun Because You Will Get Burned.

Nature Performs The Cure, The Physician Takes The Fee.

An Ounce Of Wit That Is Bought, Is Worth A Pound That Is Taught.

In Rivers And Bad Governments The Lightest Things Swim At Top.

La Pereza Anda Tan Despacio Que La Pobreza No Tarda En Alcanzarla.