The Only Athletic Sport I Ever Mastered

As For The Brandy, "nothing Extenuate"; And The Water, Put Nought In In Malice.

A Man Is In No Danger So Long As He Talks His Love; But To Write It Is To Impale Himself On His Own Pothooks.

Some People Are So Fond Of Ill Luck That They Run Halfway To Meet It.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

Troubles Are Like Babies - They Only Grow By Nursing.