The Only Athletic Sport I Ever Mastered

Malice Blunts The Point Of Wit.

Troubles Are Like Babies - They Only Grow By Nursing.

Intemperance Is The Epitome Of Every Crime, The Cause Of Every Kind Of Misery.

Marriage Is Like Wine. It Is Not Be Properly Judged Until The Second Glass.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.