The One Thing That Can Solve Most

I've Outdone Anyone You Can Name - Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, He Wrote 1,001 Tunes. I Wrote 5,500.

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Crazy.

When You Touch Me, Good God.

Tell The Politicians And The Hustlers: Live And Let Live.

I'm Not Going To Be Joining Zz Top. You Know They Can't Play My Stuff. It's Too Complicated.