The Older We Become, The More Certain

Opportunity Often Goes Begging. Luck, Never.

Always Assume That A Lucky Hit Will Not Be Repeated.

The Neuroses Parody The Virtues.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Supposed To Be Looked After By Others, Like Children And Pets.