The Older I Get, The More Relaxed

I'm Lucky I Had Parents Willing To Be Open And Believe That An 11-year-old Might Know What She Wanted To Do. Or Maybe They Thought I'd Find Out That's What I Didn't Want To Do.

I'm An Illegal Alien And Have Been For Many Years. If You Rub My Skin, I Go Green.

I Was Always Ready To Leave England For Some Absurd Reason.

If I Had A Great Body, I'd Be Naked All The Time.

Depression Is Close To Me, But Suicide Hasn't Been.