The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

In Youth We Are Plagued By Desire; In Later Years, By The Desire To Feel Desire.

It's Easy Enough To Get Along With A Loved And Loving Child - At Least Till You Try To Get Him To Do Something.

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

If I Knew Why I Worried So Much, I Wouldn't Worry.