The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly

It's Easy Enough To Get Along With A Loved And Loving Child - At Least Till You Try To Get Him To Do Something.

Always Live Up To Your Standards — By Lowering Them, If Necessary.

Your Children Tell You Casually Years Later What It Would Have Killed You With Worry To Know At The Time.

Some Marriages Break Up, And Some Do Not, And In Our World You Can Usually Explain The Former Better Than The Latter.

Be Glad That You're Greedy; The National Economy Would Collapse If You Weren't.