The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly

With Men, As With Women, The Main Struggle Is Between Vanity And Comfort; But With Men, Comfort Often Wins.

It Must Infuriate Our Children To See Us Always So Much More Forbearing With Everybody Else's.

A Sense Of Humor Is A Major Defense Against Minor Troubles.

A Love That Lasts For Twenty Years May Be Better Than Love, But It Isn't Love.

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.