The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds

People Make Fools Out Of Themselves In All Sorts Of Ways. No Particular Qualifications Or Particular Criteria Are Necessary.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.