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When I Die, I Want To Come Back As Me.

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It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Fail. You Only Have To Be Right Once And Then Everyone Can Tell You That You Are An Overnight Success.

Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half-empty Or Half-full. All That Matters Is That You Are The One Pouring The Water.

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