The Neurotic Feels As Though Trapped In

Neurotic: Someone Who Can Go From The Bottom To The Top, And Back Again, Without Ever Once Touching The Middle.

The Hardest-learned Lesson: That People Have Only Their Kind Of Love To Give, Not Our Kind.

When The Pain Is Great Enough, We Will Let Anyone Be Doctor.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

Neurotics Are Always Looking For Something New To Overdo.