The Nation's Morals Are Like Its Teeth:

A Man Of My Spiritual Intensity Does Not Eat Corpses.

If You Must Hold Yourself Up To Your Children As An Object Lesson, Hold Yourself Up As A Warning And Not As An Example.

The Truth Is The One Thing That Nobody Will Believe.

A Miracle Is An Event Which Creates Faith. That Is The Purpose And Nature Of Miracles. Frauds Deceive. An Event Which Creates Faith Does Not Deceive: Therefore It Is Not A Fraud, But A Miracle.

No Englishman Is Ever Fairly Beaten