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I Still Feel Threatened By Academics, But My Books Have A Lot Of Academic In-jokes And Everybody Assumes I Went To University And Studied English.

Yes, And Imagine A World Where There Were No Hypothetical Situations.

Death Doesn't Care About Personalities - He's More Interested In Meeting Quotas.

I Collect Ex-boyfriends -- And More Than Five, At Last Count.

After All, Reading Is Arguably A Far More Creative And Imaginative Process Than Writing; When The Reader Creates Emotion In Their Head, Or The Colors Of The Sky During The Setting Sun, Or The Smell Of A Warm Summer's Breeze On Their Face, They Should Reserve As Much Praise For Themselves As They Do For The Writer - Perhaps More.