The Muses Crown Virtue When Fortune Refuses

Our Collection Of Men Is Very Antique, They Stand In My List Thus: A Man Of Sense, A Little Rusty, A Beau A Good Deal The Worse For Wearing, A Coxcomb Extremely Shattered, A Pretty Gentleman Very Insipid, A Baronet Very Solemn, A Squire Very Fat, A Fop Much Affected, A Barrister Learned In Coke Upon Littleton, But Who Knows Nothing Of `long Ways For Marry As Will', An Heir Apparent, Very Awkward; Which Of These Will Cast A Favourable Eye Upon Me I Don't Know.

I Always Wish To Find Great Virtues Where There Are Great Talents, And To Love What I Admire.

To Judge Therefore Of Shakespeare By Aristotle's Rule Is Like Trying A Man By The Laws Of One Country Who Acted Under Those Of Another.

The Only Thing One Can Do One Day One Did Not Do The Day Before Is To Die.

Any Wife Will Save You From Purgatory, And A Diligent One Will Secure Heaven To You.