Defy Your Own Group. Rebel Against Yourself.

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.

Wake Me Up When I'm A Size 5.

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