Defy Your Own Group. Rebel Against Yourself.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.

This Is A Business Meal. The Calories Do Not Count. I Am Mentally Labeling These As 'business Calories' So My Body Will Know They Were Eaten In The Line Of Duty And Will Process Them Differently.

After 14 Years Of Dieting, There Are Only Two Things I've Never Lost. Hope And Weight.

I Can't Tell My Conscience From My Insecurities.