The Most Valuable Of All Human Possessions,

What Is The Professor's Function? To Pass On To Numskulls A Body Of So-called Knowledge That Is Fragmentary, Unimportant, And Largely Untrue.

A Professor Must Have A Theory As A Dog Must Have Fleas.

The Older I Grow The More I Distrust The Familiar Doctrine That Age Brings Wisdom.

I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As A Person Who Likes Sports Hates Common Sense.

A Politician Normally Prospers Under Democracy In Proportion ... As He Excels In The Invention Of Imaginary Perils And Imaginary Defenses Against Them.