The Most Stupendous Miracle In All Music.

Harmony Is Next To Godliness

If I Decide To Be An Idiot, Then I'll Be An Idiot On My Own Accord.

You Just Have To Press The Right Keys And The Right Pedals At The Right Time And The Music Plays Itself.

It's Easy To Play Any Musical Instrument: All You Have To Do Is Touch The Right Key At The Right Time And The Instrument Will Play Itself.

My Masters Are Strange Folk With Very Little Care For Music In Them.