The Most Pleasant And Useful Persons Are

Personally My Ambition Is To Get My Time As A Cockroach Shortened For Good Behavior And Be Promoted To A Revenue Officer It Is Not Much Of A Step Up But I Am Humble

From 'the Lesson Of The Moth': And Before I Could Argue Him Out Of His Philosophy He Went And Immolated Himself On A Patent Cigar Lighter I Do Not Agree With Him Myself I Would Rather Have Half The Happiness And Twice The Longevity But At The Same Time I Wish There Was Something I Wanted As Badly As He Wanted To Fry Himself

What Man Calls Civilizationalways Results In Desertsman Is Never On The Squarehe Uses Up The Fat And Greenery Of The Eartheach Generation Wastes A Little Moreof The Future With Greed And Lust For Riches

I Once Heard The Survivors Of A Colony Of Ants That Had Been Partially Obliterated By A Cow's Foot Seriously Debating The Intention Of The Gods Towards Their Civilization.

Man Cannot Be Uplifted; He Must Be Seduced Into Virtue