The Most Out-there Thing I’m Saying Is,

A Guy Is A Lump Like A Doughnut. So, First You Gotta Get Rid Of All The Stuff His Mom Did To Him. And Then You Gotta Get Rid Of All That Macho Crap That They Pick Up From Beer Commercials. And Then There's My Personal Favorite, The Male Ego.

I Avoided Reality For Most Of My Life. But Once You Deal With It, It's Kind Of Cool.

I'm Not Going To Vacuum 'til Sears Makes One You Can Ride On.

The Real Truth Is, I Just Want To Keep The Voice Of Dissent Alive In All Of Our Elections. I Don't Really Want To Hang Out With Politicians.

We're Not Meant To Be Parents When We're 50.