The More A Man Dreams, The Less

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.

The Americans Are The Illegitimate Children Of The English.

Firmness In Decision Is Often Merely A Form Of Stupidity. It Indicates An Inability To Think The Same Thing Out Twice.

Absence Is The Dark-room In Which Lovers Develop Negatives.

Congress Consists Of One-third, More Or Less, Scoundrels; Two-thirds, More Or Less, Idiots; And Three-thirds, More Or Less, Poltroons.