The Moment You're Born You're Done For.

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

To The Artist Is Sometimes Granted A Sudden, Transient Insight Which Serves In This Matter For Experience. A Flash, And Where Previously The Brain Held A Dead Fact, The Soul Grasps A Living Truth! At Moments We Are All Artists.

Your Own Mind Is A Sacred Enclosure Into Which Nothing Harmful Can Enter Except By Your Permission.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.

It Is Only People Of Small Stature Who Have To Stand On Their Dignity.