The Modest Youth Somehow Knows Just What

Pleasure Usually Comes When Called, But Not Happiness.

Modernism: The Books Are As Hard To Understand As Life Itself.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

If A Problem Is Insoluble, It Is Necessity. Leave It Alone.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.