The Modern Holy Trinity Is Money, Sex

Metaphysical Speculation Is About As Pointless As A Discussion On The Meaning Of One's Lungs. They're For Breathing.

Open Your Mind To New Experiences, Particularly To The Study Of Other ­people. Nothing That Happens To A Writer – However Happy, However Tragic – Is Ever Wasted.

A Politician Is Required To Listen To Humbug, Talk Humbug, Condone Humbug. The Most We Can Hope For Is That We Don't Actually Believe It.

There Comes A Time When Every Scientist, Even God, Has To Write Off An Experiment.

Charm Is Always Genuine; It May Be Superficial But It Isn't False.