The Miracle Is The Adverbs, The Way

I'm Not A Stranger," I Said, And Pointed To His Book. "i'm Someone Who Reads The Same Authors You Do.

Sometimes When Someone Tells A Ridiculous Lie, It Is Best To Ignore It Entirely.

For Beatrice, Summer Without You Is As Cold As Winter. Winter Without You, Is Even Colder.

The Last Time I Saw You I Was Trying To Throw Thumbtacks Into Your Cradle!

I Was Once Almost Forced Off The Stage At A Large Chain Bookstore That Shall Remain Nameless, Because She Introduced Me As Lemony Snicket, And I Immediately Interrupted Her And Said, "oh No, Lemony Snicket Isn't Here," And Then She Tried To Cancel The Event Right Then And There.