The Minute Our Correspondence Becomes Obligatory, There's

All Subjects Are The Same. I Memorize Notes For A Test, Spew It, Ace It, Then Forget It. What Makes This Scary For The Future Of Our Country Is That I'm In The Tip-top Percentile On Every Standardized Test. I'm A Model Student With A Very Crappy Attitude About Learning.

You Can Only Be In A Bad Mood For So Long Before You Have To Face Up To The Fact That It Isn't A Bad Mood At All; It's Just Your Sucky Personality.

You Gotta Take Chances In This Life Or You're Already Dead.

I'm In Crisis. I'm About To Bump With A Five-foot Chino-chicano.

Marcus Flutie Slept With Just About Every Girl On The Eastern Seaboard Except Me. Though, He Tried To Get Into My Panties When I Was A Freshman But Turned Him Down Because I Refuse To Disempower Myself Just For A Few Clit Twitches.