The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth -

The Stars Incline, But Do Not Impel.

Sex Should Be Friendly. Otherwise Stick To Mechanical Toys; It's More Sanitary.

Once A Month, Some Women Act Like Men Act All The Time.

[t]here Seems To Have Been An Actual Decline In Rational Thinking. The United States Had Become A Place Where Entertainers And Professional Athletes Were Mistaken For People Of Importance. They Were Idolized And Treated As Leaders; Their Opinions Were Sought On Everything And They Took Themselves Just As Seriously-after All, If An Athlete Is Paid A Million Or More A Year, He Knows He Is Important ... So His Opinions Of Foreign Affairs And Domestic Policies Must Be Important, Too, Even Though He Proves Himself To Be Ignorant And Subliterate Every Time He Opens His Mouth.

If Possible, Leave Room For Your Enemy To Become Your Friend.