The Maid Screamed. The Queen Gasped. Sophie

Bunkum And Tummyrot! You'll Never Get Anywhere If You Go About What-iffing Like That. Would Columbus Have Discovered America If He'd Said 'what If I Sink On The Way Over? What If I Meet Pirates? What If I Never Come Back?' He Wouldn't Even Have Started.

It Is Preferable To Incur A Mild Punishment Than To Perform An Onerous Task.

Mr. Twit Was A Twit. He Was Born A Twit. And, Now At The Age Of Sixty, He Was A Bigger Twit Than Ever.

We All Have Our Moments Of Brilliance And Glory, And This Was Mine.

But It Is Impossible To Replace A Person One Has Loved To Distraction.