Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.