The Less Respect An Older Person Deserves

The Nice Thing About Citing God As An Authority Is That You Can Prove Anything You Set Out To Prove.

It May Be Better To Be A Live Jackal Than A Dead Lion, But It Is Better Still To Be A Live Lion. And Usually Easier.

A Girl's Name Ending In 'a' - That Always Suggests A 'c' Cup.

Your Enemy Is Never A Villain In His Own Eyes.

Learning Isn't A Means To An End; It Is An End In Itself.