The Less I Understand Life, The More

An Egotist Always Resents Meeting Another Egotist As If He Alone Had The Right To Be One.

Some People Are So Boring That They Make You Waste An Entire Day In Five Minutes.

I Don't Know If God Exists, But It Would Be Better For His Reputation If He Didn't.

The Story I Am Writing Exists, Written In Absolutely Perfect Fashion, Some Place, In The Air. All I Must Do Is Find It, And Copy It.

Somewhere In The Shadow Cast By Every Famous Man Is A Feminine Victim.