The Less I Understand Life, The More

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

The Ideal Of Calm Exists In A Sitting Cat.

Writing Is A Way Of Talking Without Being Interrupted.

The Profession Of Letters Is, After All, The Only One In Which One Can Make No Money Without Being Ridiculous.

Be Modest! It Is The Kind Of Pride Least Likely To Offend.