The Legal Profession Is A Business With

I Get Paid For Seeing That My Clients Have Every Break The Law Allows. I Have Knowingly Defended A Number Of Guilty Men. But The Guilty Never Escape Unscathed. My Fees Are Sufficient Punishment For Anyone.

In America, An Acquittal Doesn't Mean You're Innocent, It Means You Beat The Rap. My Clients Lose Even When They Win.

I Can Get A Firestorm Going Anywhere In The United States By Saying 'o.j.'

My Experience Is, People Who Retire Die Sooner Than They Should Have.

I Use The Rules To Frustrate The Law. But I Didn't Set Up The Ground Rules.