The Laws Of Caesar Are One Thing,

For The Preservation Of Chastity, An Empty And Rumbling Stomach And Fevered Lungs Are Indispensable.

Be Ever Engaged, So That Whenever The Devil Calls He May Find You Occupied.

If It Is Good Not To Touch A Woman, Then It Is Bad To Touch A Woman Always And In Every Case.

Athletes As A Rule Are Stronger Than Their Backers; Yet The Weaker Presses The Stronger To Put Forth All His Efforts.

Small Minds Can Never Handle Great Themes.