The Laws I Love; The Lawyers I

Great Use They Have, When In The Hands Of One Like Me, Who Understands, Who Understands The Time And Place, The Person, Manner, And The Grace, Which Fools Neglect; So That We Find, If All The Requisites Are Join'd, From Whence A Perfect Joke Must Spring, A Joke's A Very Serious Thing.

Keep Up Appearances; There Lies The Test. The World Will Give Thee Credit For The Rest.

Patience Is Sorrow's Salve.

The Laws I Love; The Lawyers I Suspect.

The Best Things Carried To Excess Are Wrong.