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It's My Belief That Sanity Lies In Realizing That Reality Is Not Exactly What We Had In Mind.

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words? A Library Card's Worth Millions.

New York Walking Isn't Exercise: It's A Continually Showing Make-your-own Movie.

I Do Not Know What The Cat Can Have Eaten. Usually I Know Exactly What The Cat Has Eaten. Not Only Have I Fed It To The Cat, At The Cat's Insistence, But The Cat Has Thrown It Up On The Rug, And Someone Has Tracked It All Over Onto The Other Rug. I Do Not Know Why Cats Are Such Habitual Vomiters. They Do Not Seem To Enjoy It, Judging By The Sounds They Make While They Are Doing It. It's Their Nature. A Dog Is Going To Bark. A Cat Is Going To Vomit.

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.