The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

I Just Wish We Knew A Little Less About His Urethra And A Little More About His Arms Sales To Iran.

I Know A Lot Of You Believe That Most People In The News Business Are Liberal. Let Me Tell You, I Know A Lot Of Them, And They Were Almost Evenly Divided This Time. Half Of Them Liked Senator Kerry; The Other Half Hated President Bush.

Everyone Starts Out Being An Atheist. No One Is Born With Belief In Anything. Infants Are Atheists Until They Are Indoctrinated.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.