The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed Hot Woman Of 40 +, There Is A Balding, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year-old Waitress.

We're All Proud Of Making Little Mistakes. It Gives Us The Feeling We Don't Make Any Big Ones.

Uh, Yeah, This Is The Vd Clinic Calling. Speaking Of Being Positive, Your Test Is Back. Stop Sharing The Love.

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

We Can All Be Prouder To Be Human Beings, Because That's What They Were. They Make Up For A Lot Of Liars, Cheats, And Terrorists Among Us.