The Kids Ask About Marriage. It's Meaning

Fame Is A Bleet, Man.

Democracy Doesn't Work Unless The Public Is Informed.

When I Received My First Paycheck From My Now Known Day Job, I Spent It On A Period Craftsman Chair And A Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe Lamp. With My Second Paycheck, I Bought A Stereo.

I Haven't Known Life To Be Any Happier.

Once You Hit 40, You Start Reexamining The Math Of It All. I'll Trade Wisdom For Youth Any Day.