The Joy Of Music Should Never Be

To Be A Success As A Broadway Composer, You Must Be Jewish Or Gay. I'm Both.

Any Asshole Can Write A Tone-row. It Takes A Composer To Write A Tune.

The Rhapsody Is Not A Composition At All. It's A String Of Separate Paragraphs Stuck Together - With A Thin Paste Of Flour And Water... I Don't Think There Has Been Such An Inspired Melodist On This Earth Since Tchaikovsky... But If You Want To Speak Of A Composer, That's Another Matter.

...we Can All Shut-up And Go Back To Our Caves.

Which Of My Jewish Roots Do I Follow?