The Joke Or The Pratfall Is Easy

No One Understands The Shift In Priorities About Having A Child In Your Life... Until You Have A Child In Your Life.

You Don't. It Doesn't Work. One Day, You Wake Up, And You've Learned How To Store It, And You Go To Another Part Of The Heart.

I Feel Like When You Have An Unauthorized Police Badge And Something That Looks Like It Could Be A Concealed Weapon In The Small Of Your Back That When You, Someone Crosses You, Pisses You Off, Road Rage, I Think Just The Slight Badge And The Little Moving Away Of The Jacket And Not Losing Eye Contact Does Amazing Things.

I Now Know That Anything Sweet, Really Sweet, That I Have Was Nothing That I Planned. If You Don't Have Kids And Animals, You Don't Truly Know What Real Life Is About.

I Can't Cry On Demand. I Need To Feel What I'm Feeling. I Can't Just Say, 'give Me A Moment' And Then Cry.