The Jingling Of A Fat Purse Always

The Problem With The Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard.

The Most Useless Job In The World Is That Of The Critic. That Is A Prejudiced Statement. I Admit It. I'm Prejudiced. I Hate Critics. ... And Now, As The Saying Goes (yesterday, I Couldn't Even Spell Critik), And Now I Are One.

I'm All In Favor Of Keeping Dangerous Weapons Out Of The Hands Of Fools. Let's Start With Typewriters.

Most People Say They Want Justice, But They Don't Really Want Justice. They Want Revenge. They Want To See The Pain Spread Around Equally.

You Can Tell A Lot About A Civilization By The Quality Of The People Found In Its Jails.