The Intuitive Mind Is A Sacred Gift.

God Is Clever, But Not Dishonest.

A Man Has To Work So Hard So That Something Of His Personality Stays Alive. A Tomcat Has It So Easy, He Has Only To Spray And His Presence Is There For Years On Rainy Days.

Since 99.362% Of Women Love Mustache Rides, It Seems Only A Fool Would Have A Bare Upper Lip.

If I Had Only Known, I Would Have Been A Locksmith.

Honestly, I Cannot Understand What People Mean When They Talk About The Freedom Of The Human Will. I Have A Feeling, For Instance, That I Will Something Or Other; But What Relation This Has With Freedom I Cannot Understand At All. I Feel That I Will To Light My Pipe And I Do It; But How Can I Connect This Up With The Idea Of Freedom? What Is Behind The Act Of Willing To Light The Pipe ? Another Act Of Willing?