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If You're Hanging Around With Nothing To Do And The Zoo Is Closed, Come Over To The Senate. You'll Get The Same Kind Of Feeling And You Won't Have To Pay.

Things Are Going To Get Better. Be Optimistic.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.

If Lincoln Had An Affair With A Slave Woman, It Would Be An Outrage, But When Clinton Does It With One Of His Staff, Everyone Is Okay With It.

The California Proposition [prop. 187] Is One I Would Agree With. That's The Easiest Way To Put It.