The Idealist Walks On Tiptoe, The Materialist

We Sometimes Laugh From Ear To Ear, But It Would Be Impossible For A Smile To Be Wider Than The Distance Between Our Eyes.

Women Make Us Poets, Children Make Us Philosophers.

The Man Who Can Make Others Laugh Secures More Votes For A Measure Than The Man Who Forces Them To Think.

Animals Awaken, First Facially, Then Bodily. Men's Bodies Wake Before Their Faces Do. The Animal Sleeps Within Its Body, Man Sleeps With His Body In His Mind.

In Mixed Company Women Practise A Kind Of Visual Shorthand That They Later Decode In Detail In Other Women's Company.