The Ideal Love Affair Should Be Conducted

I Like A Bit Of Mongrel Myself, Whether It's A Man Or A Dog.

The Savage Bows Down To Idols Of Wood And Stone, The Civilized Man To Idols Of Flesh And Blood

There Is No Subject On Which More Dangerous Nonsense Is Talked And Thought Than Marriage.

I Find It Easy To Forgive The Man Who Invented A Devilish Instrument Like Dynamite, But How Can One Ever Forgive The Diabolical Mind That Invented The Nobel Prize In Literature?

Life Is Too Short For Men To Take It Seriously.